HEX ME, DADDY (E-Book)

So here’s what happened:
I hexed my toxic ex’s 🍆 on WitchTok (totally justified), accidentally summoned a broody vampire warlord into my living room (he’s hot, it’s fine), and blew the supernatural veil wide open in front of like… half a million people.
Oops?

Now the entire world knows witches, vampires, and chaos demons are real—and somehow I became the magical face of accidental disclosure. The supernatural Council wants me silenced, mortals want selfies, and Lucian (my growly warlord “soulmate” or whatever) won’t stop hovering protectively like I’m a delicate tea cup. I am not. I’m a feral teapot at best.

There’s a demon familiar named Toaster Strudel who writes tragic pastry poetry, my frogs have started plotting rebellions, and every time I try to vibe, someone sends me a cease-and-desist hex or a cursed muffin.

But you know what?
I’m done playing nice witch.

This is my era now.
I’ve got glitter in my blood, spite in my heart, and a whole damn fandom at my back.

Welcome to WitchTok Nation.
Let’s hex some bigots and break the internet.
Also, maybe fall in love a little.
Probably with multiple people.
Definitely with consequences.